1. Lee Friedlander: a clever fuck.
2. old ladies love Chuck Close.
3. old men breathe hard and loud; they too love Chuck Close.
4. short girls stomp boots and wax bullshit on cellular phones while riding up escalators.
5. shrink wrap is a bitch to remove.
6. small Asian women have a hard time with the revolving doors.
7. tourists love their cowboy boots
8. some tourists think wearing scarves inside is a ‘New York’ thing to do.
9. some tourists think wearing sunglasses on the subway is a ‘New York’ thing to do.

Different people have different things in their pockets. Today, let us explore my back left, in what I call, Little Book.

Welcome…

Little Book is a wonderful place. Keeping track of hourly espresso intake while at work? Poor attempts at poetry? Work schedules? To-do’s? All of them live harmoniously here…

it is a place where immediacy trumps spelling & grammar…

where momentarily relevant Daniel Johnston excerpts are celebrated and scrawled frequently…

eves-dropping is acceptable here, particularly when the humorous parts are documented…

and Kurt Vonnegut excerpts are okay, especially when written after previously mentioned bad poetry.

Every good thing has an end, Little Book is no different.

Next week: Front Right. Oh, the anticipation.

After some last minute packing and a six hour commute, Brittany & I arrived in New York via Fung Wah on Tuesday morning to sign our apartment lease. Unfortunately, Bushwick has gone unexplored thus far since i’m taking care of my schedule & trying as much to stay out of the swealtering heat, but I look forward to getting to know the neighborhood better. Anyhow, more to come once I have a computer at the apartment.

Choice tunes will only do for this magical drive to the driving range. Said A-Waao-ooo-oooa-oooah..

Meet Kate B. She has the green.

Green will get you a bucket of balls…

and cheap cigars.

When combined, it looks something like this..

..or this. Epic. Now to the golfing.

Golfing isn’t as easy as it looks..

Smoking cigars, on the other hand, is.

Stretching is very important. Looking like a pirate is too.

Kate doesn’t need to stretch and she’s got the guns to prove it.

Kate photographing at intense angles…

..Kate creating intense angles. Storms a brewin’.

I manage to get hurt playing golf, its the fingernails.

As it starts to rain, I take a moment to admire our companions.

We left just in time to nourish a hunger for cheap fried food.

Some of our fellow fried food connoisseurs.

A delicious end to a delicious day, wouldn’t you say, Kate?

Kate says, “Yes.” Goodbye!